If you’re going to dream, dream big. Any idiot can run from the cops or get involved in a car chase with them. It takes a special person to attempt to swim from them. “He just took off, and he got a good head start,” DeMorat said. “He was in a foot chase for a few blocks. Then he ran straight into the water.” Usually, the mugshot section is the Read More ...
I’m so excited about this upcoming royal wedding. Really…seriously. I am. It just got me thinking about the great weddings in history of American Royalty. Jesse Ventura’s commentary in the first video is classic: “Do the rings go on fingers or in noses?” “Looks like two carp in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn” Uncle Elmer’s Wedding by TSteck160 And of course, who could forget this Read More ...
Remember paper football? It’s that game we played in middle school where we’d fold paper into a triangle and bump it back and forth across the table until part of the “ball” was over the edge of the table but not falling off. That game curbed much violence at lunch time. Now you can get one of these table top kits and play for real…as real as paper football gets. Read More ...
This is pretty cool. My guess is that there aren’t any other departments on campus that could afford to do this. When I say “do this”, I’m not talking about building the Training Center…of course they couldn’t do that. I mean that I doubt they could afford to produce this video. Maybe the Film Studies Department could do it on the backs of undergrad labor as a special project. HT Read More ...
At least at the University of Georgia, where this anit-Wal-mart column was published in the student newspaper: Many corporations are firing American workers to cut production costs. They then charge American consumers more money than what it took to produce their products. You got that? Companies are charging people more money for a product than it cost to produce the product!!! How disgraceful!!! No mention if the article whether or Read More ...
I’ve spent many a sleepless night staring at the screen of my TRaSh-80 writing BASIC wondering exactly how/why Radio Shack still exists. There can’t be that many electrical engineering students out there who are rushing to the mall at 8:30 pm to try to find parts to build an ill-designed power amplifier before their 9:40 am class. Who shops there the rest of the day? “I’d like to capitalize on Read More ...
Heard this disclaimer as read by Boortz…hilarious! Nineteen seconds of commercial, followed by a lot of disclaimer, followed by another 20 seconds or so of commercial. It may be safer just to keep smoking. It reminds me of the old SNL Happy Fun Ball commercial: Kid 1: It’s happy! Kid 2: It’s fun! All Three Kids: It’s Happy Fun Ball! Announcer: Yes, it’s Happy Fun Ball! The toy sensation that’s Read More ...
It’s days like today when I reminisce about all the times I visited the Wal-Mart Super Center in Alcoa. Oh the things I saw and heard.. “Upon getting the cell phone to ‘unlock’ and work properly, the Wal-Mart employee saw a picture on the phone of a female subject that was topless and whose breasts were exposed,” the report said. At that point, the man who brought the cell phone Read More ...
I’ve been vaguely aware of all of the hype and discussion going on over the past couple of weeks. The outrage has been hard to ignore, even without having cable TV. But learning that Lebron has joined Kevin Nash and Scott Hall as one of the founding members of the NWO…well, I may have to find a way to watch Dubya See Dubya again on Monday nights for Nitro! When Read More ...
The SIL sent me a link to this site which lets you sign up to have your name included on a microchip that will be sent to Mars on a rover. I sort of assumed that lots of my information and various encrypted passwords were being sent into deep space when the Space Bigfoot is playing jokes by moving the satellites I’m trying to bounce data off of. Mars Schmars. Read More ...
