- The number of showers I take a week is directly proportional to the number of non-swim training sessions I complete.
- The Missus has at least one reason to encourage me to train. Obviously.
- The number of disgusting items abandoned in the laundry room and various showers to be worn again before washing is directly proportional to the number of non-swim training sessions I complete.
- I don’t care how bad it stinks–I’m just going to stink it up again. So unless it runs away when I try to pick it up and wear it, I’ll wear it again.
- The Missus has at least one reason to discourage me from training. Obviously.
- When The Missus informs me that I have fresh, clean gear, it is more beneficial politically to simply say, “Thank You!” instead of “Well, I’ll enjoy that for a half mile or so until it’s just as disgusting as it was.”