When I started reading this, I was sure I’d fall into one of the seven categories presented–click over for the lengthy descriptions. Turns out I’ve been most of them at one time or another.

  • People Who Are Too Big for Their Britches
  • Snobs Who Look down Their Noses at Everyone
  • Cold Fish
  • Anyone Who Talks the Talk but Can’t Walk the Walk
  • People Who Beat around the Bush
  • Morons Talking Out Of The Wrong End
  • Long-Winded Gasbags

I could add a few more to that list, but I can’t risk being long-winded to do so.