True, I haven’t seen it yet, but here are a few excerpts from my prepared statements…
“See, I KNEW it!!!! I had that figured out during Season 1”
“Wow, didn’t see that coming.”
“They didn’t answer all of my questions. Of course, every question they answer would just lead to a new question.”
“It wasn’t as bad as the Seinfeld finale, but it wasn’t as good as The Wire’s finale.”
“Finally, I can concentrate on my unanswered questions from The Tudors…I have no idea what’s going to happen on that show.”
“That’s a lot of cheering.”
I may cut that last comment out of my remarks when I deliver them live.