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Category: Laughing
The Lance Tattoo
I don’t care that it’s Photoshopped. Best. Tattoo. Ever. #BreakingTheLaw! As seen on SlowTwitch.
New Word For Today – ImpPatience
ImpPatience (noun) – the feeling you get when you finish a chapter in the Game of Thrones series, and knowing you won’t be able to read again for a few hours, you peek at theContinue reading
Portal Hacker Haiku
We are all just ants Waiting to repair downed hills Playing damned Ingress
Zumba Studio Prostitution Den
You never hear these kinds of allegations against Jazzercise. Investigators allege Wright ran a prostitution operation out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk and taped her encounters on video equipment set up by Mark Strong,Continue reading
Watching The Debates Last Night
I saw two men keenly interested in the Presidency have a lively discussion about the roles and responsibilities of the job. Still, I can’t bring myself to vote for Jim Lehrer.
Idea For New Television Show
A booksmart/streetdumb professional basketball player studying to get his master’s degree in economics secretly pines for his sports agent’s sister–a police detective with a tough-as-nails exterior and a heart of gold. Of course, the ditzy-but-smartContinue reading
Not Perfect Grammar, Always Perfect Timing
Yesterday I tweeted: And today @sallaboutme alerted me to this:
Ryan Lochte Youth Outreach
Awsum. Peeing in Pools with Ryan Lochte from Ryan Lochte
Brought A Tear To My Eye
Mostly because it made me remember that taste.
Post-Employee Era Zombies
What if, when the zombies do come, they attack and eat robots instead of people? That way, all of the robots that have cost people their jobs will be either eaten by zombies or tooContinue reading
Tired Of Running Sloppy, Slimy Courses
We had a pretty rainy weekend here with Debby sitting out in the Gulf. No storms, just a slow rain. Maybe not the optimal weather to go out and run in, but at least itContinue reading
Disney Banning Junk Food Ads
Disney reported they are banning junk food ads on all programming directed at children, but… All junk food marketing within theme parks will remain at the eye-level of a 4 year old. <3 capitalism.
The Mermaid Trainer
Her: You know that trainer at the gym…super fit, dark hair? Me: Does she live at the bottom of the pool? Then no, haven’t seen her.