She skips me like a rock She rolls me like thunder She knocks me down like a fifth of Tennessee She’s a pitch that I can’t hit She’s a joke that I don’t get She’sContinue reading
I was the last one in the pool last night and thought about dumping all the kickboards, pull bouys, and whatever that other junk is in the basket next to the pool into my laneContinue reading
Chicks who play a Les Paul: +1
It can’t be stressed enough: If you are a senior or nearing retirement, your funk will not change under The Uplift Mofo Party Plan.
Best. Cover. Ever. I wonder if Lionel Richie wrote this song about the same thing all other Faith No More songs are about.
Awsum. Peeing in Pools with Ryan Lochte from Ryan Lochte
A guy came by yesterday selling a cleaner than works wonders on just about everything. I stared at the sun for a second, hoping I could muster up a sneeze I could aim in hisContinue reading
…this video is boring. For the rest of us, it’s 100% nuts. Make sure you watch it in full screen. You’re going to be holding your breath most of the way through it, but tryContinue reading
Facts: Labor Day and Memorial Day are the two best holidays. They feel like Sundays, but Chick-fil-A is open. Waffle fries can hold ketchup in the airy spaces between potato. Regular fries can’t do that.Continue reading
One of the best scenes in the history of television.
Heard this disclaimer as read by Boortz…hilarious! Nineteen seconds of commercial, followed by a lot of disclaimer, followed by another 20 seconds or so of commercial. It may be safer just to keep smoking. ItContinue reading
Second time I done it on my own…