Scott Adcox

Doing More With Less Since 1972

Archive for the ‘Laughing’ Category

I don’t care that it’s Photoshopped. Best. Tattoo. Ever.

#BreakingTheLaw!

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As seen on SlowTwitch.

ImpPatience (noun) – the feeling you get when you finish a chapter in the Game of Thrones series, and knowing you won’t be able to read again for a few hours, you peek at the next chapter and see that it is titled “Tyrion”. Also, am I the only person worried that this series won’t be finished, and that we’ll never get to read another word from the perspective of   Read More ...

We are all just ants

Waiting to repair downed hills

Playing damned Ingress

You never hear these kinds of allegations against Jazzercise. Investigators allege Wright ran a prostitution operation out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk and taped her encounters on video equipment set up by Mark Strong, an insurance agent from Thomaston. As an insurance agent, Mr. Strong clearly has a firm grasp on the concept of risk management. Hookers–they aren’t just for rugby any more. HT PacePerMile

If you play Judas Priest's new album backwards it says, "Sharepoint Lookup Column Types".
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I saw two men keenly interested in the Presidency have a lively discussion about the roles and responsibilities of the job.

Still, I can’t bring myself to vote for Jim Lehrer.

A booksmart/streetdumb professional basketball player studying to get his master’s degree in economics secretly pines for his sports agent’s sister–a police detective with a tough-as-nails exterior and a heart of gold. Of course, the ditzy-but-smart athlete messes up every case the object of his affection works and thereby ruins his chances of ever wooing her. Luckily, the agent always has his client’s back and is able to repair the damage   Read More ...

Yesterday I tweeted:

Every time I see Kate applauding I say, "Yay! I'm still a REAL princess!" in what I think is her voice. #Olympic #confessions
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And today @sallaboutme alerted me to this:

Mostly because it made me remember that taste.

What if, when the zombies do come, they attack and eat robots instead of people? That way, all of the robots that have cost people their jobs will be either eaten by zombies or too busy fighting the zombies to produce anything, freeing up those positions for people to go back to work doing robot tasks?

Robots will still be helping us, because they’ll be keeping the zombies in check.

Not any more outlandish than any of the other zombie scenarios you can come up with.

HT Instapundit.

We had a pretty rainy weekend here with Debby sitting out in the Gulf. No storms, just a slow rain. Maybe not the optimal weather to go out and run in, but at least it wasn’t hot…right? I did 8 miles in the rainiest part of the day yesterday and took it pretty easy up until the last mile. I’m hoping to test out with an 8:3x 10k in a   Read More ...

Disney reported they are banning junk food ads on all programming directed at children, but…

All junk food marketing within theme parks will remain at the eye-level of a 4 year old.

<3 capitalism.

Her: You know that trainer at the gym…super fit, dark hair?

Me: Does she live at the bottom of the pool? Then no, haven’t seen her.

There are a few things they could have done to help themselves gain votes with Floridians: Campaigning here in August instead of January. Florida in January is a no-brainer. Who really wants it? Participating in a spelling bee with only Spanish words. Having a first name that isn’t a four-letter word. Having a first name that sounds like a name instead of an inanimate object. Lobbying consulting with the National   Read More ...