There are a few things they could have done to help themselves gain votes with Floridians: Campaigning here in August instead of January. Florida in January is a no-brainer. Who really wants it? Participating in a spelling bee with only Spanish words. Having a first name that isn’t a four-letter word. Having a first name that sounds like a name instead of an inanimate object. Lobbying consulting with the National Read More ...
This is amazingly rich. The federal government has a web site to help Americans with their debt. It’s called “Knee Deep in Debt“. I can’t think of a better place to go for advice when you’re knee deep in debt than an organization that is over its head in debt. It gets better. According to the site, the first step to eliminating debt is to set a budget. From my Read More ...
If you aren’t really sure what Pinterest is, I’ll assume you are a male. If you do know what it is and have spent any amount of time on it, you may have noticed the words that show up in the comments section underneath the photos of Stuff-Women-Fantasize-About-When-HGTV-Is-Not-On. On occasion, Pinterest users put these words together to form things that begin to approach sentences. My proposal is that we improve Read More ...
This is rich. Break into someone’s house with two of your buddies, get beat down with a baseball bat by the homeowner, and then get shot several times by your buddies as they flee–leaving you bleeding on the lawn, presumably with a pretty bad headache to boot. Clay will be charged with home invasion robbery upon release from the hospital, Lt. Heath Sanders said. I wonder if this guy will Read More ...
The fact that PETA is suing Sea World for enslaving orcas is ridiculous on so many levels. These are killer whales. They lost all their constitutional rights when they violated the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of food of the seals and fish they devoured while they were in the wild. I consider their imprisonment justice for their misdeeds. Doing flips and splashing me with their tails a few Read More ...
You don’t need to see their tax returns.
These aren’t the CEOs you’re looking for.
They can go about their business.
Move along.
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Sorry…I just had to post what I saw on Twitter today:
Um…sure. Ok.
Actually, this response was much better:
And now you're the Jose Canseco of the 2000's. RT@JoseCanseco: Maybe I was the babe Ruth of the 80's
@CaughtOffBase
Nadia Dajani
This is so unfair to the rest of us.
“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.”
This almost encourages these ignoranuses and the wannabes waiting in the wings to amp up their behavior even higher. Why not take the money from AF and invest in some higher end clothing, hoping those guys will pay you even more to not wear their clothes? Sounds both reasonable and logical to me.
Now, I hope I’ve never taken my obnoxiousness to The Situation’s level, but I think I could have given him a run for his money on the occasional Saturday night at the turn of the century.
I’m old and have gray hair…not at all the image they want to portray for their brand. If I had any kind of platform at all, I’d go out and dress from head to toe in AF stuff. I’d make sure I was mic’d every time I grunted when transitioning from standing to sitting, and I’d make sure their logo was prominently displayed every time I bent over to pick something up and grab my lower back to aid me in standing upright again.
Cha-ching!
I’m not sure what AF expected when they targeted this market.
I’m Mike Jones (who?) Mike Jones The one and only, you cain’t clone me Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies Some friends, some phony Let’s break down the example Mike Jones gives us here and how it applies to blogging. We’ll take it line by line. I’m Mike Jones (who?) Mike Jones Unlike other rappers, Mike Jones uses his real name and isn’t afraid to put it out Read More ...
If you’re going to dream, dream big. Any idiot can run from the cops or get involved in a car chase with them. It takes a special person to attempt to swim from them. “He just took off, and he got a good head start,” DeMorat said. “He was in a foot chase for a few blocks. Then he ran straight into the water.” Usually, the mugshot section is the Read More ...
