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You Have To See The Special Man!

Classic New Orleans commercial. The only thing that has come close to this commercial since it originally aired are the “Biggest-no-brainer-in-the-history-of-earth” commercials for Lennox Financial. Enjoy this one from Frankie and Johnny.

[ More ] March 11th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

Agile Software and Agile Legislation

Neville’s latest, What if Congress Adopted the Agile Manifesto, is truly great.

You can read the whole post at the jump, but here’s my favorite part:

10) Simplicity–the art of maximizing the amount of work not done–is essential.
…I think Congress skipped this step. Oh well, it was the only “essential” step.

I’ve long been an advocate of Congress getting as little “work done” as possible. Congress working means us either paying higher taxes or losing liberties–often times both. If you ever hear your Congressman bragging about how many pieces of legislation he’s had passed, vote that guy out as quickly as possible.

Oh, and if you aren’t familiar with the Agile Manifesto principles for software development, well…why are you still reading this? Click the link.

[ More ] March 4th, 2010 | 2 Comments | Posted in Laughing, Reading |

A Letter To The Gov’ment

And you want them to run health care?

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a TV cable from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

….

I apologize, I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my  address.

Read the whole thing. I LOL’d several times. One for the ages!

[ More ] February 5th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Reading |

Scary Sounding Accident On The Road To Knoxville

You may want to wait until you get home to check this out (NSFW), but you should watch it just the same. You can get the idea and end the video early if you don’t want to hear bad language.

[ More ] January 6th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

All The Baby Mamas

Since we are the proud owners of at least 6 different types of slings and carriers, and knowing that several dozen others are coveted by certain members of the household, I’m obligated to post this.

Thanks to @sugirly for showing me this.

[ More ] December 29th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

Memphis Rasslin’….What’s Everyone Looking At?

I don’t think ol’ Lance Russel and Dave Brown really wanted to show this promo video of The New Generation. They seem to stumble around the subject for a while and don’t start the video until about 55 seconds in.

I think they were going more for Bo and Luke and ended up accomplishing Ace and Gary.

[ More ] December 23rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

What I Didn’t Do This Weekend

While I was enjoying perfect weather to play rugby–temp in the 60s, overcast skies, a light rain falling–and listening to people complain about playing in the cold, I was not taking part in what may have been the South’s greatest fireworks display this year, which was put on by my former club.

This was filmed from about 60-70 meters. To give you some perspective, the little ant-sized figure on the screen just under the play button is a person (allegedly)

I hear there is talk of actually scheduling this event on purpose in future years.

[ More ] December 7th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

Thanksgiving Weekend Pally

I’m thankful that wrestling interviews and promo videos have come so far since the 80s.

[ More ] November 28th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

Maybe This Here Outlaw Business Done Got Out of Hand

From People of Walmart. I’m not ashamed to say that I think this is the coolest jacket I’ve ever seen.

[ More ] November 17th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing |

He Hated People Who Didn’t Give Attribution…

And he didn’t give attribution. And he hated irony!

Suggestion for The Tennessean — put as many of your internets as will fit into the trunk of your Prius, drive them over to Al Gore’s house (the lights are on), and leave them on a porch with a note telling him you don’t really know how they work.

BTW–Feel free to copy this post in its entirety and post it on your own blog. Just give me a link and it’s all good.

[ More ] November 2nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Reading |

It All Started With Bahduhline.

Long before she was walkin’ dogs naked down the street…

[ More ] November 2nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Watching |

On Yoga

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I never want to forget I overheard this conversation:

“You’re not going to wear my yoga pants.”

“Why? You never go to yoga.”

“Yes I do.”

“Touch your toes.”

“I can’t touch my toes. That’s why I go to yoga.”

[ More ] October 25th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing, Listening |

Chick Delay – Another Big Money Maker

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Feel free to implement this business idea. I only work in the abstract.

Ever notice how you always want Chick-fil-A on Sundays? I mean you crave it on Sundays, right? You do anything for a Chick-fil-A to be open on a Sunday, right?

The concept of Chick Delay is simple:

  • Every Saturday night, put in a catering order for a bunch of Chick-Fil-A sandwiches. Keep it simple–just order the basic sandwich.
  • People will be desperate for these sandwiches on Sundays, so there’s really no need to invest in processes like flash freezing or warmers, just throw them into a box, pile them up on your sofa, whatever.
  • Set up your stand sometime around 10 or 11 am on Sunday morning and start selling the stale sandwiches at a 20% markup. Don’t get greedy with the price–people are going to have unrealistic quality expectations if they are paying too much.
  • You may even want to look into using the Chick-Fil-A parking lot since they aren’t using it. See how many sandwiches you can sell before the police shut you down.

You’re welcomed.

[ More ] October 14th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Doing, Laughing |

3 Wolves + 1 Moon = World’s Most Awesome Shirt

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You’ve seen them, you’ve lusted over them, and now Amazon has a few in stock.

Ah…I give up. Just head over there and read some of the reviews of this amazing product.

[ More ] September 23rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing |

Unassisted Triple Play – I Been Could Do That!

I don’t keep up with baseball anymore, but Michael Silence brought my attention to an unassisted triple play over the weekend.

When you’ve had an athletic career as long and decorated as mine (I’ll pause for you to finish laughing) that’s been so well documented (again, laughter) it’s sad to say the highlight, if it can be called that, occurred as a five year old in tee-ball. Yeah, I turned an unassisted triple play in tee-ball. You have to remember that when we were kids the only real rule difference between baseball and tee-ball was the tee itself.

I was playing shortstop and there were runners on 1st and 2nd. I ran into the space (is it really the “outfield” in T-ball?) to catch a pop up as the runners were heading to 3rd and 2nd. Luckily, I understood the rules of baseball at an early age, even though these poor kids didn’t. So all I had to do was run over and step on 2nd and tag the runner coming from first (h kept running right for me). Voila! Triple play!

If you played for “the orange team”–we didn’t have a sponsor–you may remember it. However, you were only 5 or 6 years old, so I’ll forgive you for forgetting.

[ More ] August 24th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Laughing |

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